I’ve been dating this woman since the beginning of the school year. Sometimes, when we’re all alone, my girlfriend throws up all over me and then blames it on me. I want to say something, but I’m in love with her and don’t want to hurt her. What should I do? Help.
-Smelling in Spooner
If it helps at all, take comfort in the fact that you’re not alone. I’ve been there. When I saw myself getting trampled on like this, I did what any reasonable human would do. I taped garbage bags all over my body. Soon, my clothes quit smelling and my girlfriend appreciated me more.