My boyfriend and my girlfriend are supposed to meet next week and neither of them knows that the relationship with the other is not platonic. I can’t go on in secrecy, and besides, i want them both in my life. Since you have all this threesome experience, can you advise me on the best way to approach this meeting?
I know how you feel. It’s always an awkward situation to come out as a bisexual to your heterosexual partner, or your homosexual partner, however the case may be. Fortunately for you, there’s a simple three-step process I recommend to all of my clients.
Step One: introduce pornography into the relationship.
Step Two: ???
Step Three: polygamous harmony for all involved.
Unfortunately for you, I can’t give away Step Two for free. To learn this valuable information, you’ll have to participate in one of my “How To Successfully Cheat On Your Significant Other And Then Turn It Into A Threesome That Makes Everyone Happy For Ever And Ever” weekend seminars. There’s one in Vegas on May 13. In the meantime, feel free to visit the Dear Reid Store, where you’ll find a wide selection of products sure to help with your situation.